Fully Automatic D-91 Uzi

Electric rechargeable fully automatic UZI. Close to full size and with butt extended it is approximately 25 inches. Comes with charger, rechargeable battery pack, BBs, and unjammer stick. Shoots approximately 200+ FPS, at approximately 350 rounds a minute. The BBs are fed in from the top. The battery on this gun is actually disguised as the clip. Faster than UHC mini electrics. Comes Gift Boxed. Orange tip as required by law. The use of paintballs is not recommended in this gun as they could jam the gun.

This gun goes through ammo quite fast. Be sure and stock up. We offer ammo in 200 pc boxes, 1000, and 2000 pc bottles

$29.95

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M16A5 Airsoft Rifle w/ Collapsible Stock

Made by Well, this MR722 M16 airsoft rifle is full scale (1:1). Shoots both 6mm Pellets (included) and 6mm Paintballs
(not included). Shoots approximately 240 FPS. Spring loaded (cock and shoot). Adjustable stock (from 30" - 34").
Includes starter pack of pellets.

$25.95

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1000 6mm Seamless AirSoft Pellets

1000 6mm Pellets designed to be used in all our AirSoft guns, these are top quality, seamless 6mm bb's that work in all our airsoft guns. Comes in a speedloader with screw off cap and nozzle for easy loading into your airsoft gun. Bottle can be refilled when empty. Pellet color may vary from picture.

AS-Ammo-1

$5.00
 

2000 6mm Seamless AirSoft Pellets

2000 6mm Pellets designed to be used in all our AirSoft guns, these are top quality, seamless 6mm bb's that work in all our airsoft guns. Comes in a speedloader with screw off cap and nozzle for easy loading into your airsoft gun. Bottle can be refilled when empty. Pellet color may vary from picture.
AS-Ammo-2

$4.00

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Special Forces Tattoo

10 for $8.00

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SEAL Trident

Temporary Tattoos
 

10 for $8.00

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Ranger Tattoos

10 for $8.00

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MACVSOG

Temporary Tattoos
 

10 for $8.00

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AK-887 Two Tone 9mm Airsoft Pellet Gun

Full scale replica of an AK-887 Silver and Black 9mm Pistol. Uses 6mm plastic BB's (included) and 6mm Paintballs (not included). Great for target practice, with the same look and feel of a real pistol. Complete with spring activated 10 round magazine and starter pack of BB's. Unit Weight: 7 oz

- Shoots Approximately 200 FPS
- Approximately 6.5" in Length
- Comes Gift Boxed

AS-3

$9.95

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$29.95

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AS-200pb

$5.95
 

AS-5

$19.95
 

Army Kids Hat

Solider In Training
Base Ball Cap
 

Hat-100

$9.50

Army Kids Hat

Airmen In Training Helo
Base Ball Cap
 

Hat-101

$9.50

Army Kids Hat

Army Kid
Base Ball Cap
 

Hat-102

$9.50

Army Kids Hat

Solider In Training
Wool Cap
 

Hat-105

$9.50

AS-6

$25.95
 

AS-7

$19.95
 

AS-8

$11.95
 

Navy Kids Hat

Wanna Bee
Base Ball Cap
 

Hat-450

$9.50

Navy Kids Hat

Sailor In Training
Base Ball Cap
 

Hat-451

$9.50

Navy Kids Hat

Sailor In Training
Base Ball Cap
 

Hat-451

$9.50

Camouflage Airsoft Gun Holster - Right Side

High quality, heavy duty airsoft pistol holster. Sturdy nylon construction with velcro straps and quick release clip. Complete with a pouch to hold an extra clip (not included). Extra clip can be secured with the velcro cover. Can also be used to hold a small flashlight or extra pellets. Adjustable straps and interior velcro make it easy to get the perfect fit for your airsoft pistol. The safety strap that secures the gun opens with a plastic snap lock, allowing the ability to remove the gun in silence. Woodland Camo design.

Fits the following guns that we offer for sale: AK997, AK887, F-503, P389A, AK757 and our Metal Gun.
 

AS-Holser-1

$9.95
 

Black Airsoft Gun Holster - Right Side

High quality, heavy duty airsoft pistol holster. Sturdy nylon construction with velcro straps and quick release clip. Complete with a pouch to hold an extra clip (not included). Extra clip can be secured with the velcro cover. Can also be used to hold a small flashlight or extra pellets. Adjustable straps and interior velcro make it easy to get the perfect fit for your airsoft pistol. The safety strap that secures the gun opens with a plastic snap lock, allowing the ability to remove the gun in silence.

Fits the following guns that we offer for sale: AK997, AK887, F-503, P389A, AK757 and our Metal Gun.

AS-Holser-2

$9.95
 

Black Airsoft Gun Holster - Left Side

High quality, heavy duty airsoft pistol holster. Sturdy nylon construction with velcro straps and quick release clip. Complete with a pouch to hold an extra clip (not included). Extra clip can be secured with the velcro cover. Can also be used to hold a small flashlight or extra pellets. Adjustable straps and interior velcro make it easy to get the perfect fit for your airsoft pistol. The safety strap that secures the gun opens with a plastic snap lock, allowing the ability to remove the gun in silence.

Fits the following guns that we offer for sale: AK997, AK887, F-503, P389A, AK757 and our Metal Gun.
 

AS-Holser-3

$9.95
 

Speed Racing RC Car - Your choice of three Colors. 

This would be wonderful as a gift for someone special or at this price, for you.  SGS lab Approved, FCC compliance.  Drives all directions, brakes and real headlights activated when  moving.  8.3 inches long, 3.7 inches wide and 2.8 inches tall. 2 Freqs. 27 mhz and 49mhz so if you buy two you can race.  Very durable, fast.  Wonderful car.   What color do you want?

$12.00

One Pack Shocking Gum - Shock Your Friends!

This shock gum is one of the greatest gags of all time! Looks like a real pack of gum. Gives a shock to any unsuspecting "gum snatcher". Put one on your bosses desk and watch him jump. When you pull the gum out of the pack you will get a shock. Try and see how long you can hold on for. These are great flea market items and great conversation makers. These will keep you laughing for a long time.

This item produces a mild shock and is not to be used by children, the elderly or anyone with a pacemaker

Gag-1

$5.00
 

Shock Pen - Real Working Pen

Shocking Ball Point Pens - Unlike those sold elsewhere our shock pens actually write - this feature adds to the chances of fooling the victim. When your victim pushes the end of the pen to release the ball point, they will get a shock! Want a great laugh? Give your friends a shock pen next time they ask to borrow your ink pen! Imagine leaving this on the bosses desk!

To write with this pen, simply twist the silver end of the pen to produce the ball point. Twist again to retract.

- Real Working Pen
- Ink Cartridge is Replaceable
- High Quality Shock Pens

Gag-13

$5.00
 

Shock Lighter

Next Time Someone Borrows Your Lighter - Give Them A Shock!
This lighter looks and feels like a real lighter but when the igniter is pressed, it gives the victim a shock.
Guaranteed Laughs! Imagine leaving this one on the Bar Counter! Not a real lighter

Comes gift boxed

Gag-14

SOLD OUT
 

Remote Control Fart Machine No.2

This is the New & Improved Fart Machine 2
The funniest gag item ever just got better!

Features:
- Boom Box Technology
- Now Comes with 15 Louder sounds
- More (and better) Fart sounds
- Increased operating distance (Up to 100 ft)
- Pull out the Boom Box and increase both Bass and Volume

Use it anywhere: Parties, School, Movies, Office, Anywhere you want to embarrass someone!

This gag item is so funny it has a Warning Label That 'You Might Die Laughing!'

Item comes packaged in a Blister pack - Product has 2 pieces, the small remote control switch and the Speaker. Comes with double stick tape, so you can hide it anywhere (Under Chairs Works Great!). Requires 1 '9v' battery. (Not Included)

Gag-2

$14.95
 

Gag-3

$9.95
 

Shocking Calculator - Shock Your Friends!

This calculator looks so real your unsuspecting friends and co-workers will never know what hit them! This shock calculator will bring tears to their eyes! Simply have the victim hold the calculator in their hands and when they push the "On/Off" button - ZAP! Measures approximately 4" x 3"
- Comes Carded
- Battery included
- Not a working calculator
- Not to used by Children, The Elderly, Pregnant Women
those with heart issues, those on a Pacemaker, Crybabies or Wimps

Gag-4

$5.00
 

Shock Cigarettes - Shocking Pack of Smokes!

Shocks when they try to remove a "cigarette" from the pack! Leave it on the smoking room, break table at work, or anywhere at parties. A great practical joke for smokers! Batteries are included and replaceable.

This item produces a mild shock and is not to be used by children, the elderly or anyone with a pacemaker

Gag-5

$5.00
 

The Talking "Potty Mouth" Pen - - Real Working Pens


This pen has 4 classic sayings when you press the top
Each time you press the top you get 1 classic saying:
F**k You, F**king Jerk, Your An ***hole, Eat S**t

Each pen is approximately 5.5" in length. Assorted Colors Available.
Simply press the button to hear the talking pen tell you what's on it's mind.

Gag-10

$5.00
 

Spy Ear Hearing Enhancers

The Spy Ear is a powerful secret sound amplifier with built-in high sensitive microphone. It will amplify sounds up to 40 decibels enabling you to hear sounds you can hardly hear with your bare ears!

Specially designed for the boys or girls who want to be a spy. Perfect for virtually all occasions from family gatherings to TV watching, to the movies, it can be used anytime, anywhere

Spy ear is very easy to use, just put the ear buds in your ears - aim the Spy Ear towards what you want to hear and listen-in. Includes replacement battery for extra Spy action

For spy ages 8 & up
 

Gag-11

$5.00
 

Mitaki? "Cyber Spy" Mini Hearing Enhancer

This Mini Hearing Enhancer will amplify sounds up to 40 decibels enabling you to hear sounds you can hardly hear with your bare ears! Convenient size and lightweight, it can be used anytime, anywhere. Comes with belt/pocket clip and stereo earbuds that provide excellent audio quality. People think you are listening to a small radio.

Gag-14

$9.95

Multi Color Flashing Mouth Guard

This is the Hottest, Coolest Novelty to come out in a while!

Simply press the button to turn the unit on then insert the unit into your mouth. The Flashing Mouth Guard Blinks in 4 Alternating Colors - Yellow, Blue, Red and Green.

- Soft rubber unit easily fits into the mouth comfortably
- Perfect for Raves, Partying, Halloween, Concerts, Dancing and More!
- Super Bright LED Lighting, Dazzling Flashing Effects!
- 3 - AG-4 Batteries Included
- Non Toxic Rubber Unit is Completely Safe to use

Gag-12

$5.00
 

Round Magnetic Rattle Snake Eggs - Large

This is a pair of extremely powerful singing magnets that put on a mesmerizing acrobatic show, with an accompanying buzzing sound, when tossed into the air. Because of their size & strength, they make a great tool for children to learn about & appreciate magnets, and can also be used in magnetic therapeutic relief. These are ellipsoidal hematite magnets, (say that three times fast), which means in laymen's terms that the circumference is very narrow, making their +/- poles closely aligned. That is what makes them versatile & fun whether they are on a table, or in the air. We still haven't figured out all of the tricks. These contain powerful magnets so be sure to keep them away from electronic equipment, cell phones, medical devices, etc... Each magnet measures 1" Diameter.

Gag-6

$6.00
 

Round Magnetic Rattle Snake Eggs - Small

This is a pair of extremely powerful singing magnets that put on a mesmerizing acrobatic show, with an accompanying buzzing sound, when tossed into the air. Because of their size & strength, they make a great tool for children to learn about & appreciate magnets, and can also be used in magnetic therapeutic relief. These are ellipsoidal hematite magnets, (say that three times fast), which means in laymen's terms that the circumference is very narrow, making their +/- poles closely aligned. That is what makes them versatile & fun whether they are on a table, or in the air. We still haven't figured out all of the tricks. These contain powerful magnets so be sure to keep them away from electronic equipment, cell phones, medical devices, etc... Each magnet measures 3/4" Diameter.
 

Gag-7

$5.00
 

Oval Magnetic Rattle Snake Eggs - Large

This is a pair of extremely powerful singing magnets that put on a mesmerizing acrobatic show, with an accompanying buzzing sound, when tossed into the air. Because of their size & strength, they make a great tool for children to learn about & appreciate magnets, and can also be used in magnetic therapeutic relief. These are ellipsoidal hematite magnets, (say that three times fast), which means in laymen's terms that the circumference is very narrow, making their +/- poles closely aligned. That is what makes them versatile & fun whether they are on a table, or in the air. We still haven't figured out all of the tricks. These contain powerful magnets so be sure to keep them away from electronic equiptment, cell phones, medical devices, etc... Each magnet measures 2" long X 5/8".

Gag-8

$6.00
 

Oval Magnetic Rattle Snake Eggs - Small

This is a pair of extremely powerful singing magnets that put on a mesmerizing acrobatic show, with an accompanying buzzing sound, when tossed into the air. Because of their size & strength, they make a great tool for children to learn about & appreciate magnets, and can also be used in magnetic therapeutic relief. These are ellipsoidal hematite magnets, (say that three times fast), which means in laymen's terms that the circumference is very narrow, making their +/- poles closely aligned. That is what makes them versatile & fun whether they are on a table, or in the air. We still haven't figured out all of the tricks. These contain powerful magnets so be sure to keep them away from electronic equiptment, cell phones, medical devices, etc... Each magnet measures 1 3/4"x 5/8".

Gag-9

$6.00